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If there is hot and cold water, then there should be hot and cold hand soap. Otherwise what are we doing here
If there is hot and cold water, then there should be hot and cold hand soap. Otherwise what are we doing here
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The key to Simon & Garfunkel's success was that one was big and one was small. Before, duos were always the same size. They changed the game
The key to Simon & Garfunkel's success was that one was big and one was small. Before, duos were always the same size. They changed the game
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[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?
[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?
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If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about "yellow and you can't drink it"
If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about "yellow and you can't drink it"
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No tables? Maybe THIS will change your mind [slides maitre d' piece of paper that says "It's my birthday"]
No tables? Maybe THIS will change your mind [slides maitre d' piece of paper that says "It's my birthday"]
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In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients
In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients