@calluptome
The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

@calluptome
If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics.

@calluptome
I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back.

@calluptome
We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.