@hipstermermaid
Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple.
@hipstermermaid
Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day.
@hipstermermaid
Cinco de Mayo is another holiday where we can attempt to hide our drinking problem behind the guise of some foggy historical culture thing.
@hipstermermaid
I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.