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I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment.

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The grown up version of Tetris is loading a full dishwasher.

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ME: "Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker." HIM: "Huh?" ME: "Your fly is down, idiot."

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It doesn't matter how hard you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy cell phone, you'll still answer it.

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When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, "Ladies first" it really means "Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks."

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Curiosity microwaved the cat.