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Not saying my attention span is shot but there was a 26 second clip of never before seen footage from the surface of another planet and at the 10 second mark I was like “I think I get it” and just swiped it away.

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I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard.

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I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log in Amazon acts like I'm the guy who fucking loves buying shower curtains.

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R.I.P. the phrase "I don't have an opinion on it." Born 1550 - Died 2014

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I need a new gimmick. What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards? Would you buy that? Like "whoa, who's that drifter?!"

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For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)