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If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think "oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"

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My car was like "change my oil" & I was like "change it yourself, stupid" & it was like "I can't, I'm an inanimate object" & then we laughed

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My gym bag is so funny. Today it was like “What does the outside of your car trunk look like?” and “What's a gym?”

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I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia

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Ugh this morning this cop was all “what's with the fake mustache” & “you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle” & “who's Yoshi”

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Locked myself out of my office 3 times today if anyone's looking for a responsible adult