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I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's "Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED," not "Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"

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Cinco de Mayo falls on the fifth this year

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Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads

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Squirrels are TV for homeless people

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If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef

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Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!