Apr 20 2015 Reply Favorite Retweet @nealbrennan 85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol.
Feb 21 2015 Reply Favorite Retweet @nealbrennan Back in my day, I used to have to walk 4 miles to the nearest store. Because I had too many DUIs.
Mar 18 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @nealbrennan You know what I love about our relationship? We don't always need to talk. We can just sit here quietly disliking each other.
Sep 24 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @nealbrennan If you're first on a YouTube comment thread, I assume you're last in pretty much everything else.
Jul 20 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @nealbrennan Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?