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Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with "mix-ins." Hot Mash Potatery

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Food Fact: Pringles™ are actually shavings from the Allpringle™, which resides in the center of the Earth

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Can't wait for Black Friday. I don't want to buy anything, I just love fighting strangers

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If you turn on the TV during the secret extra daylight savings hour, the only thing on is a skeleton who whispers what you're most afraid of

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Tip: "Montreal" is short for "Monsters Are Real." The city was originally given this name due to its abundance of monsters.

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My body looks up and it begs me, "Eat a vegetable," and I look down and I whisper, "No"