@sbellelauren
people who pour ketchup on fries instead of dipping fries into ketchup should be prosecuted i don’t want to hear another word about it they are monsters

@sbellelauren
i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so

@sbellelauren
if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix

@sbellelauren
sometimes when i'm doing my taxes i'm like maybe prison would be easier

@sbellelauren
we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations

@sbellelauren
whoops i accidentally spilled a whole pizza in my mouth