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Just took an online IQ test and my score starts with an 7 but I have to pay $100 to see the second digit. Time to find out if I’m a genius!

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my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town

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Flipping through the pages of an interior design magazine imagining myself sitting alone in all the living rooms, looking at my phone.

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Most bags of sand live a tough life stopping floods. But some, the lucky ones, live a leisurely life tied to the basket of a hot air balloon

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If you get stung by a jellyfish you can of course pee in it, but if you get stung really bad you'll want to go ahead and poop on it.

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Jan 1st, 2017: I'm finally going to start learning guitar. haha only kidding I'll probably just ride out my current interests until I die.