@simoncholland
Reached that age where everything I think happened 2-3 years ago really happened in 2003.

@simoncholland
I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also she is only 12 when we buy movie tickets.

@simoncholland
One side of our sink has a garbage disposal. The other side is where my daughter just dumped a full bowl of cereal.

@simoncholland
Took our kids to a restaurant so they could drop some crayons under the table.

@simoncholland
No parenting book tells you how to get pudding out of the charging port of an iPad.

@simoncholland
Every kid’s backpack smells like pencil shavings and fruit punch.