@solomongeorgio
I don’t care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at Kohl’s are mad at each other

@solomongeorgio
I live by one simple rule: Never tell a woman what to do with her body unless she’s standing in the way of me meeting Beyoncé.

@solomongeorgio
I’m on the phone with scammers trying to con me by pretending to be the IRS. Little do they know I have a fun spirit & 3 hours to spare.