Feb 26 2021 Retweet @AbbyHasIssues Everything I learned about the Kardashians, I learned against my will.
Feb 21 2020 Reply Favorite Retweet @AbbyHasIssues I just grabbed the right Tupperware lid on the first try so I guess now I’m in the business of making miracles happen.
Jan 10 2020 Reply Favorite Retweet @AbbyHasIssues Things I thought I would have as an adult: a thriving career, an amazing social life, an impressive retirement account. Things I actually have as an adult: a plastic bag filled with plastic bags, a favorite spatula, crippling anxiety.
Dec 30 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet @AbbyHasIssues It's 8 p.m. on Sunday. Do you know where your anxieties about unpleasant hypothetical situations for the upcoming week are?
Nov 26 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet @AbbyHasIssues If you put away the clean laundry on the same day that you wash it, I feel like that’s what you should lead with on your resume.
Oct 30 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet @AbbyHasIssues I grabbed the right Tupperware lid on the first try and I've never felt more drunk with power.