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I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM.
I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM.
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I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared.
I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared.
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Suicide is only illegal because dead people can't pay taxes.
Suicide is only illegal because dead people can't pay taxes.
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Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too.
Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too.
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My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's "gangsta's paradise".
My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's "gangsta's paradise".
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This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut.
This new digital camera says the shutter speed is so fast you can photograph a hummingbird's wings, or a woman with her mouth shut.