Jul 27 Reply Favorite Retweet @IGotsSmarts Olympic Fun Fact: Every member of Great Britain's Olympic team is actually named Nigel. Part of a collection
Jul 11 Reply Favorite Retweet @IGotsSmarts The most awkward part of a murder/suicide pact has to be deciding who goes first.
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Jun 6 Reply Favorite Retweet @IGotsSmarts Haven't seen David Blaine in a long time. I'd say it's his best trick ever.