@Ty_Schutz
I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use.

@Ty_Schutz
Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box.

@Ty_Schutz
Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children.

@Ty_Schutz
Trying to make my teeth whiter, so I bought them a Subaru.

@Ty_Schutz
Bought the knockoff brand of Frosted Flakes. Their mascot is Carl the Cat. "They're purretty good!"

@Ty_Schutz
Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is "until you feel gross."