Jul 11 Reply Favorite Retweet @Ty_Schutz Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children.
May 23 Reply Favorite Retweet @Ty_Schutz Bought the knockoff brand of Frosted Flakes. Their mascot is Carl the Cat. "They're purretty good!"
May 22 Reply Favorite Retweet @Ty_Schutz Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is "until you feel gross."