@clarkekant
If you want to know what I’m like in bed, try plugging something into a USB port in the dark.
If you want to know what I’m like in bed, try plugging something into a USB port in the dark.
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Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you.
Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you.
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Merry Christmas from every fucking person, band and corporation on Facebook to you!
Merry Christmas from every fucking person, band and corporation on Facebook to you!
@clarkekant
I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it.
I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it.
@clarkekant
Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack.
Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack.
@clarkekant
I don't really suffer from insomnia. It's more of an all-night panic attack about everything that has and hasn't yet occurred in my life.
I don't really suffer from insomnia. It's more of an all-night panic attack about everything that has and hasn't yet occurred in my life.