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donni Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says "This game is pointless."

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donni What is the holdup on square fruit, scientists?

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donni Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse.

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donni Seriously, this is the last time I trust a baby with firearms.

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donni You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with.

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donni "This is not a drill!" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person

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