@Le_Dentron
Oh so NOW you all wanna be gingers
Oh so NOW you all wanna be gingers
St. Patrick's Day 2012 - Saint Patrick's Day is an Irish cultural and religious holiday celebrated around the world on 17 March, generally with drinking
@IamEnidColeslaw
Tomorrow morning, you are all going to feel the way Courtney Love looks.
Tomorrow morning, you are all going to feel the way Courtney Love looks.
@buck4itt
I'm keeping track of all my friends who claim to be Irish today so I can call bullshit on CInco de Mayo.
I'm keeping track of all my friends who claim to be Irish today so I can call bullshit on CInco de Mayo.
@pixelpiper
Don't have anything green, so dragged out the old Christmas Tree.
Don't have anything green, so dragged out the old Christmas Tree.
@anthonyjeselnik
St. Patrick's Day is what Christmas would be like if Jesus had been killed by a car bomb.
St. Patrick's Day is what Christmas would be like if Jesus had been killed by a car bomb.
@robdelaney
I celebrate St. Patrick's Day the American way! (by getting blind drunk, trying to wedge my soft penis into a woman, then vomiting on her)
I celebrate St. Patrick's Day the American way! (by getting blind drunk, trying to wedge my soft penis into a woman, then vomiting on her)
@hipstermermaid
Tonight, we're all Lohans.
Tonight, we're all Lohans.
@DamienFahey
"Kiss me, I'm Irish!" "Keep all of my feelings inside for decades, I'm Irish Catholic!"
"Kiss me, I'm Irish!" "Keep all of my feelings inside for decades, I'm Irish Catholic!"
@MrEricMartin
The little guy in my basement can say he's not a leprechaun all he wants, but he isn't getting out until I get my three wishes.
The little guy in my basement can say he's not a leprechaun all he wants, but he isn't getting out until I get my three wishes.
@buck4itt
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, the Kardashian sisters are only fucking the Boston Celtics.
In honor of St. Patrick's Day, the Kardashian sisters are only fucking the Boston Celtics.
@hipstermermaid
St. Patrick drove all the horrible snakes out of Ireland and onto Ed Hardy shirts.
St. Patrick drove all the horrible snakes out of Ireland and onto Ed Hardy shirts.
@StephStartsOver
If I don't make at least 3 bad decisions today my dead Irish relatives will be very disappointed.
If I don't make at least 3 bad decisions today my dead Irish relatives will be very disappointed.
@JimGaffigan
Happy Alcoholic Awareness Day!
Happy Alcoholic Awareness Day!
@RobinMcCauley
Kiss me, I'm Irish. Also I'm German so don't EVER touch me.
Kiss me, I'm Irish. Also I'm German so don't EVER touch me.
@badbanana
Here's a classic Irish drinking game. Never stop drinking.
Here's a classic Irish drinking game. Never stop drinking.