@sucittaM
And now I shall retire to the bedroom whilst I dream of binders of women providing jobs to my private sector.
And now I shall retire to the bedroom whilst I dream of binders of women providing jobs to my private sector.
Second Presidential Debate - President Obama and Governor Romney square off in a town hall debate, this time at Hofstra University and moderated by Candy Crowley.
@chrisdelia
I'm confused. They haven't shown what number I should text to vote. #debates
I'm confused. They haven't shown what number I should text to vote. #debates
@ritchied
"Last Question: We're weighing dicks. Whip 'em out"- Candy Crowley, I hope. #debates
"Last Question: We're weighing dicks. Whip 'em out"- Candy Crowley, I hope. #debates
@GuyEndoreKaiser
"Government does not create jobs." "If elected I will create 12,000,000 jobs." -Mitt Romney
"Government does not create jobs." "If elected I will create 12,000,000 jobs." -Mitt Romney
@seanoconnz
"I changed my opinion because I want to be President. So can I be President yet?" - Mitt Romney #debate
"I changed my opinion because I want to be President. So can I be President yet?" - Mitt Romney #debate
@kurtbraunohler
"Let me step back, ignore your question, and try and get out of answering this question about illegal aliens." - Romney
"Let me step back, ignore your question, and try and get out of answering this question about illegal aliens." - Romney
@ariannahuff
On the bright side, at least there's a republican on stage who can pronounce the word "nuclear"
On the bright side, at least there's a republican on stage who can pronounce the word "nuclear"
@RameshPonnuru
Why does Candy Crowley keep telling the candidates not to go away? Is this a real concern?
Why does Candy Crowley keep telling the candidates not to go away? Is this a real concern?
@blakegriffin23
This debate reminds me of when my bro and I started fighting as kids and we both tried to convince my mom that the other one started it
This debate reminds me of when my bro and I started fighting as kids and we both tried to convince my mom that the other one started it
@NellSco
Mitt has said "the middle class" more times tonight than he has thought about them in his entire life. #debate
Mitt has said "the middle class" more times tonight than he has thought about them in his entire life. #debate
@Single_Because
My town hall question: what would you, as president, do to help me lose my last five pounds?
My town hall question: what would you, as president, do to help me lose my last five pounds?
@yoyoha
Romney's 5 Point Plan: 1. Tell them what they want to hear 2. Do what I want 3. Look at pictures of horses 4. Buy a new boat 5. Ski
Romney's 5 Point Plan: 1. Tell them what they want to hear 2. Do what I want 3. Look at pictures of horses 4. Buy a new boat 5. Ski
@TeaPartyCat
Mitt Romney: "I'm very different than George W. Bush. All of my advisers who worked for Bush tell me I'm very different."
Mitt Romney: "I'm very different than George W. Bush. All of my advisers who worked for Bush tell me I'm very different."
@ChaseMit
Right now there's one guy in the audience in a banana costume who's increasingly sure this is not a taping of "Let's Make a Deal." #debates
Right now there's one guy in the audience in a banana costume who's increasingly sure this is not a taping of "Let's Make a Deal." #debates
@jessiechar
I was gonna tweet something but then Romney interrupted me.
I was gonna tweet something but then Romney interrupted me.
@ariannahuff
I wish they took a break every 2 minutes so I could catch up on Twitter
I wish they took a break every 2 minutes so I could catch up on Twitter
@chrissyteigen
I'd be very sad if Mitt Romney was our president. BUT, I love magic and cannot wait to see the mystical economy plan he pulls from his ass.
I'd be very sad if Mitt Romney was our president. BUT, I love magic and cannot wait to see the mystical economy plan he pulls from his ass.
@andylevy
Thanks to the internet we don't need binders full of women anymore
Thanks to the internet we don't need binders full of women anymore
@robdelaney
"Bush invaded Iraq. I'll invade Iran." - Mitt Romney
"Bush invaded Iraq. I'll invade Iran." - Mitt Romney
@MattGoldich
Equal pay for women: important issue for Mitt Romney. Female show horses win an average of 72% of the prize money that male show horses win.
Equal pay for women: important issue for Mitt Romney. Female show horses win an average of 72% of the prize money that male show horses win.
@trevso_electric
Romney is like that guy who thinks he's going to crush pussy at the bar by talking louder than the other guy.
Romney is like that guy who thinks he's going to crush pussy at the bar by talking louder than the other guy.
@robdelaney
"May I sit this question about women out? Am I allowed to pass?" - Mitt Romney, flag bearer of modern American misogyny
"May I sit this question about women out? Am I allowed to pass?" - Mitt Romney, flag bearer of modern American misogyny
@LouisPeitzman
It's 2012, and Mitt Romney is talking about a flexible work schedule so women can go home and make dinner for their families.
It's 2012, and Mitt Romney is talking about a flexible work schedule so women can go home and make dinner for their families.
@yoyoha
Wait a minute - both candidates are claiming to be right and saying the other one is wrong and we don't have any of the facts. FUUUUUUUCK
Wait a minute - both candidates are claiming to be right and saying the other one is wrong and we don't have any of the facts. FUUUUUUUCK
@seethingwithjoy
Obama is doing much better, but I'm still writing-in Tommy Lee Jones.
Obama is doing much better, but I'm still writing-in Tommy Lee Jones.
@yurivictor
First candidate to use an animated gif tonight wins.
First candidate to use an animated gif tonight wins.
@robdelaney
"I am running for president on a pro-bird murder platform." - Mitt Romney
"I am running for president on a pro-bird murder platform." - Mitt Romney
@joeveix
Hearing Mitt Romney talk about the middle class is like hearing Vanilla Ice rap about the hood. #debate
Hearing Mitt Romney talk about the middle class is like hearing Vanilla Ice rap about the hood. #debate
@indecision
Somewhere, Joe Biden is laughing. #debates
Somewhere, Joe Biden is laughing. #debates
@kevinseccia
I bet Romney's flag pin is like those foam toy pellets you put in water so it's just gonna slowly get bigger throughout the debate. #debate
I bet Romney's flag pin is like those foam toy pellets you put in water so it's just gonna slowly get bigger throughout the debate. #debate
@kumailn
"I have a 5 point plan. I will tell you zero of them." -Mitt Romney #debate
"I have a 5 point plan. I will tell you zero of them." -Mitt Romney #debate
@sethmeyers
Tonight will show which candidate would handle foreign policy better if terrorists operated under the rules of town hall debates.
Tonight will show which candidate would handle foreign policy better if terrorists operated under the rules of town hall debates.
@pourmecoffee
I hate town hall format. "Mr. President, I can't get Windows to recognize my Epson C88, any ideas?" "Reinstall driver and reboot, Ed."
I hate town hall format. "Mr. President, I can't get Windows to recognize my Epson C88, any ideas?" "Reinstall driver and reboot, Ed."
@DannyZuker
I feel bad for all the undecided voters who can’t make it to a television tonight because they’re chewing gum.
I feel bad for all the undecided voters who can’t make it to a television tonight because they’re chewing gum.
@chelseaperetti
Should I tweet about the debate tonight or really listen to and process what these potential future world leaders are trying to articulate?
Should I tweet about the debate tonight or really listen to and process what these potential future world leaders are trying to articulate?
@chrisrockozfan
Pres Obama is listening to 8 Mile right now backstage. Hoodie Up. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. #debate
Pres Obama is listening to 8 Mile right now backstage. Hoodie Up. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. #debate
@StephenAtHome
2NIGHT: The Romney-Ryan ticket is firing on all cylinders...a huge improvement for Mitt, who previously was just firing people. TCR,11:30pm
2NIGHT: The Romney-Ryan ticket is firing on all cylinders...a huge improvement for Mitt, who previously was just firing people. TCR,11:30pm
@resnikoff
If this were a *real* town hall, some audience guy would blow 20 minutes on a meandering rant ending in a perfunctory question mark.
If this were a *real* town hall, some audience guy would blow 20 minutes on a meandering rant ending in a perfunctory question mark.
@andylassner
I'm not strategist but If Obama really wants this thing he'd better be walking out tonight dragging whatever's left of Bin Laden #debate
I'm not strategist but If Obama really wants this thing he'd better be walking out tonight dragging whatever's left of Bin Laden #debate
@DamienFahey
Only 56 minutes and 600 more emails from Obama before the debate starts.
Only 56 minutes and 600 more emails from Obama before the debate starts.